| 52-Pick-Up (Bronze) | Defeat 52 Card Guards |
| Armed to the Teeth (Silver) | Fully upgrade all weapons |
| Beware of the Lagomorph (Bronze) | Kill 30 enemies with the Clockwork Bomb |
| Brollyant (Bronze) | Kill 10 Bitch Babies with Deflection |
| Calm In the Face of Death (Silver) | While on your last Rose, kill 5 Enemies without activating Hysteria |
| Cold Arms, Cold Heart (Silver) | Defeat the Drowned Sailor without taking any damage |
| Death by Darjeeling (Bronze) | Acquire the Teapot Cannon |
| Dress-Ups (Bronze) | Equip a Different Domain Dress |
| End of Innocence (Bronze) | Complete Vale of Tears |
| Everything Fit to Remember (Silver) | Find all Memories |
| Eyes on the Size (Bronze) | Find the hidden Shrink Sense Decal |
| Family Memories Fond and Faded (Bronze) | Find all Liddell Memories |
| Grandmaster (Silver) | Complete a Chess Puzzle without failing |
| Grim Folly (Bronze) | Complete Wonderland Chapter 2 |
| Grind 'em All! (Bronze) | Kill 5 Botterflies in a row with the Pepper Grinder |
| Ground Pork (Bronze) | Acquire the Pepper Grinder |
| Hatter's Demise (Bronze) | Complete Wonderland Chapter 1 |
| Just Peachy (Silver) | Collect all the Peaches in the Scroll of Destiny |
| Level-Headed (Gold) | Finish the game using Hysteria only once |
| Madness Prevails (Gold) | Complete the Game on Nightmare Difficulty |
| More than a Mouthful (Bronze) | Fully upgrade a weapon |
| Neighslayer (Bronze) | Hit 4 enemies with a single Hobby Horse ground smash |
| No Happy Returns (Bronze) | Back to Wonderland |
| No quarter! No mercy! (Bronze) | Defeat 100 Ruin Enemies. |
| Nothing Like the Smell of Bacon (Bronze) | Pepper All Snouts in a Chapter |
| Painting the Town Red (Silver) | Complete all Radula Rooms |
| Platinum For All Other Trophies (Platinum) | Platinum For All Other Trophies |
| Pulling His Strings (Silver) | Defeat the Dollmaker without taking any damage. |
| Seasoned Campaigner (Silver) | Pepper All Snouts in the Game |
| Ship of Fools (Silver) | Complete HMS Gryphon without taking Damage |
| Shooting the Moon (Bronze) | Collect 4 Jars of Rose Paint |
| Snicker-snack! (Bronze) | Acquire the Vorpal Blade |
| Strange Hobby (Bronze) | Acquire the Hobby Horse |
| Strike a Deal (Bronze) | Upgrade a Weapon |
| Tea Party (Bronze) | Destroy 10 Ruin Barriers |
| That's Using Your Head (Silver) | Complete Off With Her Head Part 2 in under 6 minutes |
| The Beginning of the End (Bronze) | Complete Chapter 1 on Nightmare Difficulty |
| The End of Daze (Bronze) | Complete Wonderland Chapter 5 |
| The Harder they Fall (Bronze) | Complete Wonderland Chapter 4 |
| The Imaginative Endure (Bronze) | Complete the Game on Normal Difficulty |
| The Persistent Flourish (Silver) | Complete the Game on Hard Difficulty |
| The Strong Survive (Bronze) | Complete the Game on Easy Difficulty |
| Venting Frustration (Bronze) | Spend 7 minutes on steam vents |
| Weapon Schizo (Bronze) | Hobby Horse to Vorpal Blade to Hobby Horse Combo |
| When Worlds Collide (Bronze) | Complete Wonderland Chapter 3 |
